Gosh, anonymous voice from nowhere, that's a great idea!

Wow, I'm bored. Bored, bored, bored.
Why don't you go and buy Bear Taboo: The Graphic Novel, availiable now in alternate dimensions.
Because I have taste?
Oh, Ok then. I'll just go...

Anonymous voice from nowhere was forced to go onto the streets and sell matches for money. Don't let this happen to the voices in your head: buy BT:TGN today!

Apparel

I've been wondering: can I call a main character Dead? No, really, I mean his name would be 'Dead', like
"Hi, Dead."
"How's the wife, Dead?"
"I can't be I'm a virgin, Dead."
I think the problem would be with threats:
"One wrong move and you're dead."

Helpful doors...

Is a trap-door still a trap-door if you're deliberately using it? 'Cause y'know then it's not a trap so much as a useful means of transporting one's self. So really it should be called a helpful door if someone uses it for anything other than catching others' unaware.
Support proper vocabulary!

Hench-cat?

You may all remember from Niphxs Anyone that I had a cat named Faith- sadly, she died recently. However, I have a strange feeling that she's possessing my guniea pig. This is worrying, as it not only means that my guinea pigs bites me if I get within two metres of him, but also because I don't know if Monty (my guinea pig) is a hench-pig or -cat. My sister always forbade me from corrupting faith into my evil hench-cat, but now she's in something that's my property, so technically I can do whatever I want. But I liked having a hench-pig. But a hench-cat would be more useful.
It's like Sophie's choice.

Disappointment all around (not least because I couldn't remember how to spell disappointment)...

I was hoping that tomorrow should be the second time ever that I could watch an episode of Midsomer Murders all the way through, due to the school collapsing in on istelf from sheer stupidity. Alas it was not to be: I have an appointment at £:$% that lasts !% minutes and MM starts at $:)).
Mystery shows suck when you miss the beginning.
On another note that isn't in code form, I may have lost my American audience by being pro-family values, which is a shame since I was hoping Bear Taboo: The Graphic Novel should become a hit in the U.S.A. But I apologise for nothing.
Except the Benny conspiracy.
(Really really sorry about that).

2 minutes silence please...

Call it 'The Northern Lights'- call it family values!

Setting the record straight

Just so that we're all clear: it wasn't Toastology day the other day. I'm sorry, I know you got all riled up, but there was a communications breakdown.
Don't use language like that- or Toaster Clause will bring setting seven toast.
Now that that's cleared up, let's finish this post.