Falling off the edge of the world

My campaign to make 2008 the year when people discover that the world is flat is being opposed by something called 'knowledge'. If you meet anyone with this so-called 'knowledge', kill them and I'll send you Bear Taboo: The Graphic Novel.

(Suckers.)

Gosh, anonymous voice from nowhere, that's a great idea!

Wow, I'm bored. Bored, bored, bored.
Why don't you go and buy Bear Taboo: The Graphic Novel, availiable now in alternate dimensions.
Because I have taste?
Oh, Ok then. I'll just go...

Anonymous voice from nowhere was forced to go onto the streets and sell matches for money. Don't let this happen to the voices in your head: buy BT:TGN today!

Disappointment all around (not least because I couldn't remember how to spell disappointment)...

I was hoping that tomorrow should be the second time ever that I could watch an episode of Midsomer Murders all the way through, due to the school collapsing in on istelf from sheer stupidity. Alas it was not to be: I have an appointment at £:$% that lasts !% minutes and MM starts at $:)).
Mystery shows suck when you miss the beginning.
On another note that isn't in code form, I may have lost my American audience by being pro-family values, which is a shame since I was hoping Bear Taboo: The Graphic Novel should become a hit in the U.S.A. But I apologise for nothing.
Except the Benny conspiracy.
(Really really sorry about that).