Tell them how I am ampli-fying gravity!

My hench-reapers inform me that everyone still belives the world is round. Therefore, I'm going to increase gravity tenfold, causing this planet to collapse in on itself, turning it into little more than a pancake.
Suck on that!

Teacher of the death

It appears I'm now a rolemodel for grim reapers. As such, total and utter obedience will be more important than ever.
Also, you're all relieved of your knowledge-killing duties- go fall off the edge of the world or summat.
Peace out!
Literally!

Falling off the edge of the world

My campaign to make 2008 the year when people discover that the world is flat is being opposed by something called 'knowledge'. If you meet anyone with this so-called 'knowledge', kill them and I'll send you Bear Taboo: The Graphic Novel.

(Suckers.)