Abandon ship!!

We're under attack- the slippers are rising up against us! I managed to fight off two using my firehose, which I keep for just such an occasion, but there'll be more. Don't underestimate them- soon we'll all be kissing their feet, after years of them kissing ours!

A pinch of salt

I, unlike some I could mention *cough*DeadMcNarwhal*cough*, plan for the future.
I keep a firehose in every room of my house- you should do the same.
Though it won't keep off my undead armies, it will save you from the salt monster that is definitely going to form according to the government. If you keep more than 6 grams of salt in your house at any one time, you'd better watch out- Dead didn't, and now he's Dead.
Think about that.

Teacher of the death

It appears I'm now a rolemodel for grim reapers. As such, total and utter obedience will be more important than ever.
Also, you're all relieved of your knowledge-killing duties- go fall off the edge of the world or summat.
Peace out!
Literally!