The unbeliever

I played at a skeleton's ball yesterday: there was an attack from some undead- we threw some ♥-shaped grenades and then there was an attack from some dead (not the McNarwhal kind).

Tell them how I am ampli-fying gravity!

My hench-reapers inform me that everyone still belives the world is round. Therefore, I'm going to increase gravity tenfold, causing this planet to collapse in on itself, turning it into little more than a pancake.
Suck on that!

Ding dong

As we all know, the Wicked Witch of the west and Darth Vader are one and the same. This presents a conundrum as to how the witch escaped her watery grave. Obviously, there is some form of wormhole inside the witch's castle, leading to outer-space. I propose we storm said castle and find aforementioned wormhole. Just think, the B'Taboo party in control of a death star- voting would be even more mandatory. Tyranny is just a good-ol'-fashioned castle-pillagin' away, people.
The future is here and its name is Oz.