The unbeliever

I played at a skeleton's ball yesterday: there was an attack from some undead- we threw some ♥-shaped grenades and then there was an attack from some dead (not the McNarwhal kind).

Magic tricks

As you can see, I have nothing up my sleeves, and nothing in this willow tree. But, if you would just look in the moon you will find...

...a ♥-shaped grenade!! See ya later, sucker!!

*BOOOM!!*

The fantastic virilescence of Victor the Fabulous

Ok, I know you've all been waiting on tenderhooks for this: the first benny post!!!!
...
♥-shaped grenades?
Oh well, here's how he shaping up (note: the days are completely falsified. I have no ideas when i actually started meauring him, and I haven't done it at regular intervals.)


DAY
BENNY-OSITY (IN CENTIMETRES)
1
6.8
3
14.5
7
21
8
32.8
12
36
17
51

He's gonna grow up to be big and strong. And then wither and die at the first frost of winter. Man, I ♥(shaped grenades) nature.

One week of ♥

Today, we celebrate our one-week-ersary here at Bear Taboo. And by we I mean Me, Myself and that guy who keeps telling me to dance. As a special celebration, I'm going to start three on-going jokes. These will be:

• heart shaped grenades
• chester zoo
• the moon.

Whoo: first use of bullet points in a blog! What a landmark!