Magic tricks

As you can see, I have nothing up my sleeves, and nothing in this willow tree. But, if you would just look in the moon you will find...

...a ♥-shaped grenade!! See ya later, sucker!!

*BOOOM!!*

The one that gave me nightmares.

Ok, since I know that y'all willow trees depend on B'Taboo as much as I do spite to stay alive, we're going to give the choice I'll make on 29th September 2008 a very spooky name:
The Decision. You have to lower your voice, and extinguish all lights while saying it.
Because I said so.

12 weeks of ♥

Well, since it's my year-and-a-halfiversary on my paperround, and the first major holiday since I created B'Taboo, have an ongoing joke, on the house.
No, no, you've earnt it.
Wait, no you haven't, I did all the work- gimme that!
Don't look at me like that, I-...*sigh* fine. Here's your stupid joke: willow trees.
Happy now?