Fake escape route

I've decided that Bear Taboo needs an edge over other political parties-and so I've placed a vicious monster, half-man, half-niphxs in the heart of it.
Run, you fools, run! Try and escape before it devours your ability to vote for other candidates!!!

I before E

Since I seem to be forgetting my alphabet, Bear Taboo will now be written entirely in gibberish.
Not that that will make much difference!
Suh-wish!
...wait.

The one that gave me nightmares.

Ok, since I know that y'all willow trees depend on B'Taboo as much as I do spite to stay alive, we're going to give the choice I'll make on 29th September 2008 a very spooky name:
The Decision. You have to lower your voice, and extinguish all lights while saying it.
Because I said so.

Happy hour

Ok, the number of people who have viewed my profile has actually gone down. I think there's a law of physics against that. Now, I'm not an attention whore (well, not when I'm asleep), but I like being liked. So, 21:00 to 22:41 will now be happy hour. Where we all pretend to be drunk, and thus out of control, and thus more likely to read Bear Taboo! GO!