Four of the fantastic

I've decided to hire mercenaries to kill the I.D.E.S.; they're known as the four of the fantastic and their bodies closely resemble the heaviest elements in the periodic table- bascially, they disappiate after four seconds and some don't believe in them.
I'll get those bigots yet!

Presents is an anagram of Serpents

Just thought you ought to know.

Stop opressing me!!

Some have complained that this blog is sense-phobic.

And so we set Sammy on them. I believe their last words were 'aaiiuhhhghhbbbb....'.
(Better than what came out before! Suh-wish!)

Fake escape route

I've decided that Bear Taboo needs an edge over other political parties-and so I've placed a vicious monster, half-man, half-niphxs in the heart of it.
Run, you fools, run! Try and escape before it devours your ability to vote for other candidates!!!

Treachery, Conspiracy and Doom

Well, it seems B'Taboo is nine weeks old today, which, as we all know, means the season finale is due any time soon. I warn you it will rock the Taboo universe to its core Luke-I'm-your-father-style. But, as we all know season finales cannot happen without a bunch of lame subplots being resolved just in time for new ones to start, so I'm about to set some up.
"Benny, I'm pregnant, but...you're not the father!"
"Uminus, you're being deported."
"Dead, it's...a narwhal!!"

Pontikino.

Sorry, I just don't want to forget that word: it means 'Mouse Island' in Greek. Also, Barbossa was real pirate who sacked Skopelos in Greece with 150 ships, killing all its inhabitants.
And they say you learn nothing on Work Experience.
(If you ever see a book called something like Greece: A photographic Journey, buy it. I did some of the captioning. I think.)