Fake escape route

I've decided that Bear Taboo needs an edge over other political parties-and so I've placed a vicious monster, half-man, half-niphxs in the heart of it.
Run, you fools, run! Try and escape before it devours your ability to vote for other candidates!!!

Gosh, anonymous voice from nowhere, that's a great idea!

Wow, I'm bored. Bored, bored, bored.
Why don't you go and buy Bear Taboo: The Graphic Novel, availiable now in alternate dimensions.
Because I have taste?
Oh, Ok then. I'll just go...

Anonymous voice from nowhere was forced to go onto the streets and sell matches for money. Don't let this happen to the voices in your head: buy BT:TGN today!