Mwah! Mwah!

I am slowly de-ageing my minions: why, you ask (oh, yes you do!). Well, this essentially means that I will have to be an acting adult for them in all respects, effectively giving me their identities! It's foolproof!
No, but why slowly, you ask (yes, you bloody well do).
Well...ummm....This interview is over.

*Throws willow-tree shaped heart*
*I mean moon-shaped zoo*
*I mean...oh screw it*

Disappointment all around (not least because I couldn't remember how to spell disappointment)...

I was hoping that tomorrow should be the second time ever that I could watch an episode of Midsomer Murders all the way through, due to the school collapsing in on istelf from sheer stupidity. Alas it was not to be: I have an appointment at £:$% that lasts !% minutes and MM starts at $:)).
Mystery shows suck when you miss the beginning.
On another note that isn't in code form, I may have lost my American audience by being pro-family values, which is a shame since I was hoping Bear Taboo: The Graphic Novel should become a hit in the U.S.A. But I apologise for nothing.
Except the Benny conspiracy.
(Really really sorry about that).

Happy hour

Ok, the number of people who have viewed my profile has actually gone down. I think there's a law of physics against that. Now, I'm not an attention whore (well, not when I'm asleep), but I like being liked. So, 21:00 to 22:41 will now be happy hour. Where we all pretend to be drunk, and thus out of control, and thus more likely to read Bear Taboo! GO!