Showing posts with label Mary Poppin's drug problems. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mary Poppin's drug problems. Show all posts

29 March 2008

A lodged job (Get it?)

Now the dustbunnies have moved out of my room, I'll be looking for a new lodger. Before considering yourself adequate, please know you must
BE
  • Awesometastic- for your own safety: inferirority complexes are deadly.

Have

  • Superpowers- 'Cause their cool.

Not Want

  • Personal space or hygeine.

If you fit the bill, then give it up 'cause I know it's you, Poppins. And I ain't takin' in no druggie.

21 February 2008

Mwah! Mwah!

I am slowly de-ageing my minions: why, you ask (oh, yes you do!). Well, this essentially means that I will have to be an acting adult for them in all respects, effectively giving me their identities! It's foolproof!
No, but why slowly, you ask (yes, you bloody well do).
Well...ummm....This interview is over.

*Throws willow-tree shaped heart*
*I mean moon-shaped zoo*
*I mean...oh screw it*

29 September 2007

First post, but why now?

Umm...Ok, here's the deal. I'm officially 16 years and one day old today, and I realised I must've set up twenty different websites for myself over the years and never kept to one for more than a month: I either got bored or just forgot. So here's my pledge: I'm going to keep this blog for one year with at least one update a week (unless something major comes up). If I'm still interested in a year I may continue this or I might just shut it down. We'll see. Of course, this won't always be easy- my sister is like Mary Poppins on steroids. Magic steroids. If she put her mind to it, she could swim the atlantic ocean in under an evening. And, her being her (yeah that makes sense), she'd decided to put this unnatural determination into her schoolwork: she wants to be a vet, and so got five As at AS level. But this means that my parents have started to wonder why yours truly isn't a genius (is that even how you spell genius??) and so have said I need study rotor (yet again, spelling?), meaning I'll have even less time than before and will become a mindless drone.
Oh well, I don't know if anyone will read this, but meh, now anyone who does will know the deal.
See ya when next I update!