Dr. Carrot and the sorcerer's apprentice

One of the witch's minions tried to persuade to stay in service yesterday.
I responded by feeding her to Dr. Carrot.
Let this be a lesson to you all: Make. More. Advice.

A lodged job (Get it?)

Now the dustbunnies have moved out of my room, I'll be looking for a new lodger. Before considering yourself adequate, please know you must
BE

• Awesometastic- for your own safety: inferirority complexes are deadly.

Have

• Superpowers- 'Cause their cool.

Not Want

• Personal space or hygeine.

If you fit the bill, then give it up 'cause I know it's you, Poppins. And I ain't takin' in no druggie.

Killer wasps

After extensive testing, I have come to a conlusion: the portal in the witch's catsle did not lead to outerspace, but in actuality to a magic land of flowers and posies.
As we all know, flowers need insects to pollinate them, and I may have bought back some samples of the wildlife for sunday supper.
And they may have teamed up with the flying monkeys.
Don't you love teamwork?

2 minutes silence please...

Call it 'The Northern Lights'- call it family values!