Dr. Carrot and the sorcerer's apprentice

One of the witch's minions tried to persuade to stay in service yesterday.
I responded by feeding her to Dr. Carrot.
Let this be a lesson to you all: Make. More. Advice.

Make more advice

Dr. Carrot says so.
And we all know what happens when we upset Dr. Carrot *cough*Uminus'face*cough*.

Give back my brain

Well, my position as a teacher of the Death seems to have earnt Bear Taboo educational status, allowing it to be shown at schools, workplaces and Oil rigs (by the way, any oil rig based fans, any possibility of freebies? I mean, one of those giant drills could be very useful- I've been wanting to brush up my dentistry.).
Of course, this means we have to be more ethnically diverse, and so we'll be introducing a new token character to the staff- Sammy the Mindflayer! I want you all to make him feel welcome by offering up your grey matter to him as a nutricious snack. Any volunteers?

Season finale...

"Uminus, you're being deported."
"I don't think so- get her, 'nonymous voice from nowhere."
The immigration officer was ne'er seen again.

"Benny I'm pregnant but...you're not the father."
"Ma'am, Benny died. Like, seven weeks ago."
"Oh, um, I'll just be on my way."
The woman gost lost and ended up in The farm of death- I mean life. The farm of life.

"Dead, it's...a narwhal!"
"Uhh...do I know you?"
The woman explained she meant her husband, also called Dead.

Apparel

I've been wondering: can I call a main character Dead? No, really, I mean his name would be 'Dead', like
"Hi, Dead."
"How's the wife, Dead?"
"I can't be I'm a virgin, Dead."
I think the problem would be with threats:
"One wrong move and you're dead."