Give back my brain

Well, my position as a teacher of the Death seems to have earnt Bear Taboo educational status, allowing it to be shown at schools, workplaces and Oil rigs (by the way, any oil rig based fans, any possibility of freebies? I mean, one of those giant drills could be very useful- I've been wanting to brush up my dentistry.).
Of course, this means we have to be more ethnically diverse, and so we'll be introducing a new token character to the staff- Sammy the Mindflayer! I want you all to make him feel welcome by offering up your grey matter to him as a nutricious snack. Any volunteers?