Showing posts with label The evils of seven. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The evils of seven. Show all posts

14 March 2008

Killer wasps

After extensive testing, I have come to a conlusion: the portal in the witch's catsle did not lead to outerspace, but in actuality to a magic land of flowers and posies.
As we all know, flowers need insects to pollinate them, and I may have bought back some samples of the wildlife for sunday supper.
And they may have teamed up with the flying monkeys.
Don't you love teamwork?

9 November 2007

Setting the record straight

Just so that we're all clear: it wasn't Toastology day the other day. I'm sorry, I know you got all riled up, but there was a communications breakdown.
Don't use language like that- or Toaster Clause will bring setting seven toast.
Now that that's cleared up, let's finish this post.