Epiphany

Ok, we have a problem on our hands: the half-niphxs has escaped.
This is a more problem for me, since it was only going to eat you anyway, but it's a problem nonetheless. However, I have a solution: we allow to run loose and kill all of humanity.
This may seem like me just not being able to think of an actual solution, but I promise you that by the time you realise this, it will have eaten half of your innards.
Let the genocide begin.

First post, but why now?

Umm...Ok, here's the deal. I'm officially 16 years and one day old today, and I realised I must've set up twenty different websites for myself over the years and never kept to one for more than a month: I either got bored or just forgot. So here's my pledge: I'm going to keep this blog for one year with at least one update a week (unless something major comes up). If I'm still interested in a year I may continue this or I might just shut it down. We'll see. Of course, this won't always be easy- my sister is like Mary Poppins on steroids. Magic steroids. If she put her mind to it, she could swim the atlantic ocean in under an evening. And, her being her (yeah that makes sense), she'd decided to put this unnatural determination into her schoolwork: she wants to be a vet, and so got five As at AS level. But this means that my parents have started to wonder why yours truly isn't a genius (is that even how you spell genius??) and so have said I need study rotor (yet again, spelling?), meaning I'll have even less time than before and will become a mindless drone.
Oh well, I don't know if anyone will read this, but meh, now anyone who does will know the deal.
See ya when next I update!