Disappointment all around (not least because I couldn't remember how to spell disappointment)...

I was hoping that tomorrow should be the second time ever that I could watch an episode of Midsomer Murders all the way through, due to the school collapsing in on istelf from sheer stupidity. Alas it was not to be: I have an appointment at £:$% that lasts !% minutes and MM starts at $:)).
Mystery shows suck when you miss the beginning.
On another note that isn't in code form, I may have lost my American audience by being pro-family values, which is a shame since I was hoping Bear Taboo: The Graphic Novel should become a hit in the U.S.A. But I apologise for nothing.
Except the Benny conspiracy.
(Really really sorry about that).

The truth...

Ok, this has gone on long enough! I was raised a Christian, and an honest Christian I'll die. I'll lie no more: I saw Benny with the devil.
I mean, Benny's ill. He probably won't last the night, and so now's as good a time as any (and better than most) to tell you...he's a fraud.
Yes, the rumours you heard of a Benny conspiracy were right.
*Sigh* The original Benny was lost the night after you guys first heard about him- we found a replacement bean, and all of you were none the wiser. But, you deserve to know the truth, and there you have it.
If you want to leave, I'll understand- most 'cause it's the end of the post and you have better things to be doing.

Diary of a teenage drama bean

Turns out Benny is, like, the loser of his class. He's smaller and has fewer leaves than most of his friends. Of course, the rest of his friends are dead from never being born or being neglected, so in that respect he's lucky.
In other news, scoob doo-ish is now a word. For I deem it so.
Chester zoo.
P.S. If some of you would take the time to 'ooo' and 'aahhh' at the title, it'd be appreciated. I thought up that instead of eating today.

The fantastic virilescence of Victor the Fabulous

Ok, I know you've all been waiting on tenderhooks for this: the first benny post!!!!
...
♥-shaped grenades?
Oh well, here's how he shaping up (note: the days are completely falsified. I have no ideas when i actually started meauring him, and I haven't done it at regular intervals.)


DAY
BENNY-OSITY (IN CENTIMETRES)
1
6.8
3
14.5
7
21
8
32.8
12
36
17
51

He's gonna grow up to be big and strong. And then wither and die at the first frost of winter. Man, I ♥(shaped grenades) nature.

Cheap, last minute substitute

Yo, I'm gonna post now because by the time i get back it's gonna be too late. I'm going to London tomorrow: we're going to see a play, the Lion King musical, the terrocotta army and lots of other junk. When I've returned you can expect a Benny/Victor update- you see the thing is, he's gone to this farm where he can eat all the cookies he wants and have lots and lots of fun. But you can't visit. Because it's the rules. No, he's not dead. He's not *breaks down crying* HE'S NOT!
He's actually not. Ha! Bet you didn't see that coming!

Introducing Benny, or Victor the Fabulous as he is known in latin!

Pinch punch second of the month and no returns. Now that the pleasantries are done with, let's get down to business: I was just in Biolology and have been given the task of putting a broad bean seed- who we shall call benny- into water then planting it and recording its growth. Now, I know you'll all be on tenterhooks to see how li'l Benny makes it in the big wide world, so I'll put the actual recordings of his growth on this website! How lucky are you, faithful readers (yes I do mean both of you)! This new feature will be called The fantastic virilescence of Victor the Fabulous!