Diary of a teenage drama bean

Turns out Benny is, like, the loser of his class. He's smaller and has fewer leaves than most of his friends. Of course, the rest of his friends are dead from never being born or being neglected, so in that respect he's lucky.
In other news, scoob doo-ish is now a word. For I deem it so.
Chester zoo.
P.S. If some of you would take the time to 'ooo' and 'aahhh' at the title, it'd be appreciated. I thought up that instead of eating today.

One week of ♥

Today, we celebrate our one-week-ersary here at Bear Taboo. And by we I mean Me, Myself and that guy who keeps telling me to dance. As a special celebration, I'm going to start three on-going jokes. These will be:

• heart shaped grenades
• chester zoo
• the moon.

Whoo: first use of bullet points in a blog! What a landmark!