The fantastic virilescence of Victor the Fabulous

Ok, I know you've all been waiting on tenderhooks for this: the first benny post!!!!
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♥-shaped grenades?
Oh well, here's how he shaping up (note: the days are completely falsified. I have no ideas when i actually started meauring him, and I haven't done it at regular intervals.)


DAY
BENNY-OSITY (IN CENTIMETRES)
1
6.8
3
14.5
7
21
8
32.8
12
36
17
51

He's gonna grow up to be big and strong. And then wither and die at the first frost of winter. Man, I ♥(shaped grenades) nature.

Cheap, last minute substitute

Yo, I'm gonna post now because by the time i get back it's gonna be too late. I'm going to London tomorrow: we're going to see a play, the Lion King musical, the terrocotta army and lots of other junk. When I've returned you can expect a Benny/Victor update- you see the thing is, he's gone to this farm where he can eat all the cookies he wants and have lots and lots of fun. But you can't visit. Because it's the rules. No, he's not dead. He's not *breaks down crying* HE'S NOT!
He's actually not. Ha! Bet you didn't see that coming!

Introducing Benny, or Victor the Fabulous as he is known in latin!

Pinch punch second of the month and no returns. Now that the pleasantries are done with, let's get down to business: I was just in Biolology and have been given the task of putting a broad bean seed- who we shall call benny- into water then planting it and recording its growth. Now, I know you'll all be on tenterhooks to see how li'l Benny makes it in the big wide world, so I'll put the actual recordings of his growth on this website! How lucky are you, faithful readers (yes I do mean both of you)! This new feature will be called The fantastic virilescence of Victor the Fabulous!