Can you feel the love tonight?

I've been accused of prejudice, since Sammy, our 'token' minority group character, wasn't included in B.V.: since B.V. counted as a season finale, I've decided that next season Sammy will get a love interest: Lusa.

And now, a blogspot first: the first all-mindflayer kiss ever seen on blogspot.

Bet you wish you knew how they all tied together

Heyall

Now that canonicity has been reshattered, I'd like to point out that any posts in B.V. counted as posts here, even thoigh it meant destroying the universe inbetween the two.

In other news, I will soon be free of the witch that has imprisoned me for so long: I'm thinking we should all have more karaoke to celebrate. And a one and a two and a three:
DO RE MI FAR SO LA TE DO!

A time travelling experiment gone wrong...

A lodged job (Get it?)

Now the dustbunnies have moved out of my room, I'll be looking for a new lodger. Before considering yourself adequate, please know you must
BE

• Awesometastic- for your own safety: inferirority complexes are deadly.

Have

• Superpowers- 'Cause their cool.

Not Want

• Personal space or hygeine.

If you fit the bill, then give it up 'cause I know it's you, Poppins. And I ain't takin' in no druggie.

Filthy lies

What do you mean I forgot to update yesterday because of over-exposure to ice cream? Don't be absurd!
Get them, Sammy!
On another note:
B.V. IS COMING!

But seriously, sorry for the missed update, I guess I...should never have been a blogger. I'll just go sell matches in the snow now.
Don't worry, Unclepolar, you can live off the revenue for the Bear Taboo Graphic Novel.
Hah! I knew it! See you later, suckers! Ha ha!
You need them to buy the book first.
Oh...so who wants Ice cream? It'll make you forget...

Killer wasps

After extensive testing, I have come to a conlusion: the portal in the witch's catsle did not lead to outerspace, but in actuality to a magic land of flowers and posies.
As we all know, flowers need insects to pollinate them, and I may have bought back some samples of the wildlife for sunday supper.
And they may have teamed up with the flying monkeys.
Don't you love teamwork?