Filthy lies

What do you mean I forgot to update yesterday because of over-exposure to ice cream? Don't be absurd!
Get them, Sammy!
On another note:
B.V. IS COMING!

But seriously, sorry for the missed update, I guess I...should never have been a blogger. I'll just go sell matches in the snow now.
Don't worry, Unclepolar, you can live off the revenue for the Bear Taboo Graphic Novel.
Hah! I knew it! See you later, suckers! Ha ha!
You need them to buy the book first.
Oh...so who wants Ice cream? It'll make you forget...