What do you mean I forgot to update yesterday because of over-exposure to ice cream? Don't be absurd!
Get them, Sammy!
On another note:
B.V. IS COMING!
But seriously, sorry for the missed update, I guess I...should never have been a blogger. I'll just go sell matches in the snow now.
Don't worry, Unclepolar, you can live off the revenue for the Bear Taboo Graphic Novel.
Hah! I knew it! See you later, suckers! Ha ha!
You need them to buy the book first.
Oh...so who wants Ice cream? It'll make you forget...
Showing posts with label Ice cream. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ice cream. Show all posts
22 March 2008
1 January 2008
A million ways
So, I think we all know what today is: Ice Cream day. When we eat all the stuff left over in the freezer, in preparation for lots of buying this year.
But, there's so many choices- what should your Ice Cream resolution be? Should you eat that with that or this with this? There are a million ways to go.
But never fear- B'Taboo has a cheap, last-minute solution: only eat the stuff you want, and leave the rest for the person with such a bad hangover that they can't see what they're eating.
(B'Taboo tip: add a little extra something like hot sauce, lemon jelly or hedgehog spikes to make the meal all the more entertaining to watch.)
Also, pinch punch first of the month, no returns. And, a flick on the ear, happy new year and no returns.
But, there's so many choices- what should your Ice Cream resolution be? Should you eat that with that or this with this? There are a million ways to go.
But never fear- B'Taboo has a cheap, last-minute solution: only eat the stuff you want, and leave the rest for the person with such a bad hangover that they can't see what they're eating.
(B'Taboo tip: add a little extra something like hot sauce, lemon jelly or hedgehog spikes to make the meal all the more entertaining to watch.)
Also, pinch punch first of the month, no returns. And, a flick on the ear, happy new year and no returns.
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