When you gaze into the abyss

The ides are getting better: I lost a whole hour of my life on saturday- they must be using some sort of telepathic attack.
Fools! Do they not realise that eating away at my thoughts makes them what they claim to hate the most? Mindflayers!

Dr. Carrot and the sorcerer's apprentice

One of the witch's minions tried to persuade to stay in service yesterday.
I responded by feeding her to Dr. Carrot.
Let this be a lesson to you all: Make. More. Advice.

Beware the ides of March

We have figured out who the perpetrator of monday's heinous crime was:
the Indecent Dopey Evolutionary-dead-ends Stupid Orangutans For Mind-flayer Aversion and Really Cruel Hate-crimes! Otherwise known as the I.D.E.S. O.F. M.A.R.C.H.!
A Mind-flayer protest group. Beware them! We must wipe out their bigotry and kill them all!
Death to the ides of March!

Unseen enemy

Someone has been stealing my posts! I know I put one up on monday: this means that the enemy has managed to infiltrate the base and take the post down.
This is possibly the biggest threat we've ever faced people!
Man the stations!
Ready the fire hoses!
And...Prepare the puppets!
THIS. MEANS. WAR.

Can you feel the love tonight?

I've been accused of prejudice, since Sammy, our 'token' minority group character, wasn't included in B.V.: since B.V. counted as a season finale, I've decided that next season Sammy will get a love interest: Lusa.

And now, a blogspot first: the first all-mindflayer kiss ever seen on blogspot.

Bet you wish you knew how they all tied together

Heyall

Now that canonicity has been reshattered, I'd like to point out that any posts in B.V. counted as posts here, even thoigh it meant destroying the universe inbetween the two.

In other news, I will soon be free of the witch that has imprisoned me for so long: I'm thinking we should all have more karaoke to celebrate. And a one and a two and a three:
DO RE MI FAR SO LA TE DO!