A lodged job (Get it?)

Now the dustbunnies have moved out of my room, I'll be looking for a new lodger. Before considering yourself adequate, please know you must
BE

• Awesometastic- for your own safety: inferirority complexes are deadly.

Have

• Superpowers- 'Cause their cool.

Not Want

• Personal space or hygeine.

If you fit the bill, then give it up 'cause I know it's you, Poppins. And I ain't takin' in no druggie.