I, unlike some I could mention *cough*DeadMcNarwhal*cough*, plan for the future.
I keep a firehose in every room of my house- you should do the same.
Though it won't keep off my undead armies, it will save you from the salt monster that is definitely going to form according to the government. If you keep more than 6 grams of salt in your house at any one time, you'd better watch out- Dead didn't, and now he's Dead.
Think about that.
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