Ok, this has gone on long enough! I was raised a Christian, and an honest Christian I'll die. I'll lie no more: I saw Benny with the devil.
I mean, Benny's ill. He probably won't last the night, and so now's as good a time as any (and better than most) to tell you...he's a fraud.
Yes, the rumours you heard of a Benny conspiracy were right.
*Sigh* The original Benny was lost the night after you guys first heard about him- we found a replacement bean, and all of you were none the wiser. But, you deserve to know the truth, and there you have it.
If you want to leave, I'll understand- most 'cause it's the end of the post and you have better things to be doing.
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