A million ways

So, I think we all know what today is: Ice Cream day. When we eat all the stuff left over in the freezer, in preparation for lots of buying this year.
But, there's so many choices- what should your Ice Cream resolution be? Should you eat that with that or this with this? There are a million ways to go.
But never fear- B'Taboo has a cheap, last-minute solution: only eat the stuff you want, and leave the rest for the person with such a bad hangover that they can't see what they're eating.
(B'Taboo tip: add a little extra something like hot sauce, lemon jelly or hedgehog spikes to make the meal all the more entertaining to watch.)

Also, pinch punch first of the month, no returns. And, a flick on the ear, happy new year and no returns.