"Uminus, you're being deported."
"I don't think so- get her, 'nonymous voice from nowhere."
The immigration officer was ne'er seen again.
"Benny I'm pregnant but...you're not the father."
"Ma'am, Benny died. Like, seven weeks ago."
"Oh, um, I'll just be on my way."
The woman gost lost and ended up in The farm of death- I mean life. The farm of life.
"Dead, it's...a narwhal!"
"Uhh...do I know you?"
The woman explained she meant her husband, also called Dead.
ho ho ho what a romp. Thats right i created an account so I could comment on this
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