26 May 2008

When you gaze into the abyss

The ides are getting better: I lost a whole hour of my life on saturday- they must be using some sort of telepathic attack.
Fools! Do they not realise that eating away at my thoughts makes them what they claim to hate the most? Mindflayers!

13 May 2008

Dr. Carrot and the sorcerer's apprentice

One of the witch's minions tried to persuade to stay in service yesterday.
I responded by feeding her to Dr. Carrot.
Let this be a lesson to you all: Make. More. Advice.

6 May 2008

Beware the ides of March

We have figured out who the perpetrator of monday's heinous crime was:
the Indecent Dopey Evolutionary-dead-ends Stupid Orangutans For Mind-flayer Aversion and Really Cruel Hate-crimes! Otherwise known as the I.D.E.S. O.F. M.A.R.C.H.!
A Mind-flayer protest group. Beware them! We must wipe out their bigotry and kill them all!
Death to the ides of March!

4 May 2008

Unseen enemy

Someone has been stealing my posts! I know I put one up on monday: this means that the enemy has managed to infiltrate the base and take the post down.
This is possibly the biggest threat we've ever faced people!
Man the stations!
Ready the fire hoses!
And...Prepare the puppets!
THIS. MEANS. WAR.